"Message from Dr. Arkadian: OK, let's get you up to speed, ShatterBot. I've got an all new test course set up for you in this abandoned urban sector.
"Moving up will make use of your jet boots. They're much improved from earlier versions..."
"At the moment you have two weapons, the ever dependable Ion Blaster and the newer Pulse Gun."
"They're some drones along the way, but they're harmless enough."